Ultra Compact 18-in-1 Pocket Snowflake Multi-Tool
This is a special snowflake for you, a special snowflake. Yes, this actually does contain eighteen tools in it.
You've got a bottle opener, a boxcutter, and as may screwdrivers as you could possibly need. Be the handiest person around when you've got this in your back pocket. Just make sure to not actually sit on it.
Includes 18-different heads to be able to handle almost any job. Be the hero in almost any situation.